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Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Die

Too Fast To Live, Too Young To Die

Sex With A Brogi by Lacy Warner - “We’d had sex once before. He had a big dick and knew how to use it. Which was why I was about to sleep with him again, in spite of his peasant tops, the tibetan flags over his bed, The Art of Seduction I found on his bookshelf and the fact that we met at my yoga center. He had the golden retriever good looks of the star quarterback at a midwestern high school, and while we did partner yoga there was something crazy about having his foot that close to my crotch. When we first met in class he stared me straight in the eyes as he massaged my inner thigh with his toes. I kept thinking, ‘I can’t believe I paid for this. I need to get a monthly pass.’”He was 6’4 with massive shoulders and long shaggy blonde hair. Easily, he could have been an extra on Friday Night Lights. But, he’d just moved to the big city and forsaken his football jersey for vinyasas and downward dogs. He was on the path to enlightenment. No longer a bro and not quite a full fledged yogi—he was a Brogi.

Sex With A Brogi by Lacy Warner - “We’d had sex once before. He had a big dick and knew how to use it. Which was why I was about to sleep with him again, in spite of his peasant tops, the tibetan flags over his bed, The Art of Seduction I found on his bookshelf and the fact that we met at my yoga center. He had the golden retriever good looks of the star quarterback at a midwestern high school, and while we did partner yoga there was something crazy about having his foot that close to my crotch. When we first met in class he stared me straight in the eyes as he massaged my inner thigh with his toes. I kept thinking, ‘I can’t believe I paid for this. I need to get a monthly pass.’”

He was 6’4 with massive shoulders and long shaggy blonde hair. Easily, he could have been an extra on Friday Night Lights. But, he’d just moved to the big city and forsaken his football jersey for vinyasas and downward dogs. He was on the path to enlightenment. No longer a bro and not quite a full fledged yogi—he was a Brogi.

Sex and BBQ - “…perfect blend of barbeque aromas with a touch of smoke, a hint of meat, a dash of spice, and a light finish of sweet summer sweat.”

Sex and BBQ - “…perfect blend of barbeque aromas with a touch of smoke, a hint of meat, a dash of spice, and a light finish of sweet summer sweat.”

Real Sex and Strobe Effects, Destricted DVD Release - “Eight films presented explore the fine line where art and pornography intersect. The films highlight controversial issues about the representation of sexuality in art; opening up debate of the question whether art can be disguised as pornography or whether pornography can be represented as art or as something else altogether. The result is a collection of explicit, stimulating, challenging, provocative, strange, and sometimes humorous scenarios that leave it up to the viewer to deliberate, discuss, and decide.” Order Now.

Gym Class Magazine: “Damn! Why can’t I read Portuguese? Award-winning Portuguese newspaper i launches a new weekend magazine today – index. Looks ace. I mean, gotta love a weekend newspaper magazine with the balls (ahem) to put illustrated hand jobs, blow jobs and whatever else on its launch cover. Hats off (and everything else, too) to index!”

Gym Class Magazine: “Damn! Why can’t I read Portuguese? Award-winning Portuguese newspaper i launches a new weekend magazine today – index. Looks ace. I mean, gotta love a weekend newspaper magazine with the balls (ahem) to put illustrated hand jobs, blow jobs and whatever else on its launch cover. Hats off (and everything else, too) to index!”

Wall poster and famed jukebox from Malcolm McLaren and Vivienne Westwood’s SEX shop at 430 Kings Row in London. Now the news is reporting that the former Sex Pistols manager, may have died from exposure to asbestos he suffered while smashing up in his own damn boutique.

Wall poster and famed jukebox from Malcolm McLaren and Vivienne Westwood’s SEX shop at 430 Kings Row in London. Now the news is reporting that the former Sex Pistols manager, may have died from exposure to asbestos he suffered while smashing up in his own damn boutique.

Sex, Vivienne Weswood and Malcolm McLaren’s shop at 430 Kings Row, London. Why yes, that is indeed a 4 ft sign of 4 ft pink foam rubber sign that spells out SEX.

Sex, Vivienne Weswood and Malcolm McLaren’s shop at 430 Kings Row, London. Why yes, that is indeed a 4 ft sign of 4 ft pink foam rubber sign that spells out SEX.

Bill Owens, Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex from Suburbia, 1969-72: Gelatin silver print, printed 2005. 32.4 x 25.4 cm (12 3/4 x 10 in).  Signed, numbered ‘3’, dated ‘2005’ in pencil and copyright credit stamp on the verso. One from an edition of 15 plus 3 artist’s proofs. ESTIMATE £2,000-3,000.Sarah Lucas, Got a Salmon on in the Street #2, 2000: Gelatin silver print, printed 2001. 156 x 104.2 cm (61 3/8 x 41 in).  This work is from an edition of three plus one artist’s proof. ESTIMATE £20,000-30,00. SEX AUCTION, This auction at Phillips de Pury & Company will advance the conversation on contemporary art, sexuality and the interplay between them in presenting works that challenge our concepts of desirability, gender and the way we consume sexual imagery. Auction is Friday 19 March 2010 5pm Howick Place London SW1P 1BB

Bill Owens, Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex from Suburbia, 1969-72: Gelatin silver print, printed 2005. 32.4 x 25.4 cm (12 3/4 x 10 in).  Signed, numbered ‘3’, dated ‘2005’ in pencil and copyright credit stamp on the verso. One from an edition of 15 plus 3 artist’s proofs. ESTIMATE £2,000-3,000.

Sarah Lucas, Got a Salmon on in the Street #2, 2000: Gelatin silver print, printed 2001. 156 x 104.2 cm (61 3/8 x 41 in).  This work is from an edition of three plus one artist’s proof. ESTIMATE £20,000-30,00.

SEX AUCTION, This auction at Phillips de Pury & Company will advance the conversation on contemporary art, sexuality and the interplay between them in presenting works that challenge our concepts of desirability, gender and the way we consume sexual imagery. Auction is Friday 19 March 2010 5pm Howick Place London SW1P 1BB

Bob Carlos Clarke Men Have Feelings Too, 2004: Archival pigment print, printed 2005.  49.2 x 73 cm (19 3/8 x 28 3/4 in).  Signed, dated ‘2005’ and numbered 1/100 in crayon in the margin. ESTIMATE £4,000-6,000 SEX AUCTION, This auction at Phillips de Pury & Company will advance the conversation on contemporary art, sexuality and the interplay between them in presenting works that challenge our concepts of desirability, gender and the way we consume sexual imagery. Auction is Friday 19 March 2010 5pm Howick Place London SW1P 1BB

Bob Carlos Clarke Men Have Feelings Too, 2004: Archival pigment print, printed 2005.  49.2 x 73 cm (19 3/8 x 28 3/4 in).  Signed, dated ‘2005’ and numbered 1/100 in crayon in the margin. ESTIMATE £4,000-6,000 

SEX AUCTION, This auction at Phillips de Pury & Company will advance the conversation on contemporary art, sexuality and the interplay between them in presenting works that challenge our concepts of desirability, gender and the way we consume sexual imagery. Auction is Friday 19 March 2010 5pm Howick Place London SW1P 1BB

Harland Miller I’m So Fucking Hard - Ernest Hemingway, 2003: Oil on canvas. 152 × 91.4 cm (60 1/6 × 36 1/4 in). ESTIMATE £15,000-25,000.Sarah Lucas Beer Can Penis 1999: Aluminium beer cans. 17 x 16 x 9.5 cm. (6 5/8 x 6 1/4 x 3 3/4 in).Signed and dated ‘SARAH LUCAS 1999’ on the base. ESTIMATE £1,000-1,500SEX AUCTION, This auction at Phillips de Pury & Company will advance the conversation on contemporary art, sexuality and the interplay between them in presenting works that challenge our concepts of desirability, gender and the way we consume sexual imagery. Auction is Friday 19 March 2010 5pm Howick Place London SW1P 1BB

Harland Miller I’m So Fucking Hard - Ernest Hemingway, 2003: Oil on canvas. 152 × 91.4 cm (60 1/6 × 36 1/4 in). ESTIMATE £15,000-25,000.

Sarah Lucas Beer Can Penis 1999: Aluminium beer cans. 17 x 16 x 9.5 cm. (6 5/8 x 6 1/4 x 3 3/4 in).Signed and dated ‘SARAH LUCAS 1999’ on the base. ESTIMATE £1,000-1,500

SEX AUCTION, This auction at Phillips de Pury & Company will advance the conversation on contemporary art, sexuality and the interplay between them in presenting works that challenge our concepts of desirability, gender and the way we consume sexual imagery. Auction is Friday 19 March 2010 5pm Howick Place London SW1P 1BB