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Coworker Who Went To Gym This Morning A Chipper Little Fucker
“BROOKLYN, NY—Running his hands through his freshly showered hair while hanging his backpack on the back of his chair, unbearably chipper little motherfucker Dave Mooreland, 31, enthusiastically greeted coworkers this morning after arriving straight from the gym, sources at Alperin and Associates marketing agency reported. “Hey guys, what’s going on?” said the upbeat little prick who woke up at 6:30 a.m. sharp, ate a full breakfast, and exercised for 90 minutes before jumping on the train and strolling into the office with enough time to brew a fresh pot of coffee. “Anyone got anything big on the agenda this weekend?” At press time, employees had reportedly cheered up after sales associate Todd Meier arrived visibly exhausted and hungover”
Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni and Rafael. Very clever, kudos to you if this is credited to you. Those really aren’t weapons by the way, it’s a ruse, they hold paintbrushes.
I was just telling my friend the other day, ‘Monster’s Lead Such Interesting Lives’…
Un Huh.
New Evidence Proves First Flag Made By Betsy Ross Actually Shirt For Gay Friend
“This resplendently bedecked man, with his pet bald eagle perched on his shoulder, strutted about with unabashed confidence and pride, like America itself. At once, I knew I must make this radiant son of liberty’s shirt into a glorious flag o’er our nation!”
MAD #506 Glee Issue. For shits and giggles.
Trusto Corp New American Exhibit - “TrustoCorp has just opened their latest exhibit, titled ‘New Americana’ at L.A.’s Gallery 1988. The collection continues along the theme common to the NYC collective; skewering topics such as conspicuous consumption, consumerism, faith, and the decline of culture.”
This Pop Muzik Lip Sync Video from YouTube user Fredasterical is really quite Fantastical. All hail the D.I.Y..
‘The Simpsons’ Explains Its Button-Pushing Banksy Opening
How did The Simpsons” manage to track down Banksy, the pseudonymous British artist, and get him to create the powerful opening-credit sequence from Sunday’s episode, which seems to reveal the torturous sweatshop responsible for the show’s creation? And how, after all that mockery, have the producers behind that Fox animated series been able to retain their jobs?
Banksy Does The Simpsons - Special segment that aired last night, put together by Banksy himself who gives 20th Century Fox the once over twice for their “production methods”. This is the first time an artist has been involved in the opening credits of the show. Aired last night in the U.S. and Oct. 21, or sooner if you bit torrent.
That is Priceless - Art’s Greatest Masterpieces Made Slightly Funnier by Emmy Award winning writer Steven Melcher. For example, as featured above, a Gustave Courbet painting with the new title; “Travelers Stopping to Insult Each Other’s Beards, 1854”. Don’t forget “Preparations Backstage at the Thunder Down Under Wet Jockstrap Contest”, 1424, and other naughty yet hilarious takes on history’s greatest artist’s and their masterpieces. Trust this isn’t without it’s relevance as this article explains.
Jamba Juice Fires Back at McDonald’s With Cheeseburger Chill Smoothie - “After the success of its Starbucks-esque coffee drinks, McDonald’s entered new territory and introduced “real fruit” smoothies, and upstart smoothie chain Jamba Juice is not happy about it. Or maybe a little nervous that their concept has been assimilated by McDonald’s, the biggest player in the fast food world?”
Ah a Chloe Summer. (Whoa to 1992!).
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