In regards to the following post I’d like to set the record straight, Fedor died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him. Fedor is my idol, Fedor is King.
hungryghoast: As long as there is Fedor, we must have universal healthcare. And, in fact, as long as there is the memory of Fedor. I think thinking about Fedor can hurt you, too. That is, he’ll have so much hurt-power left after he’s dead that it will just float around looking for a place to land. Like your face.— My friend Dolan. Fedor won the fight on Friday (as predicted) via TKO.