New Evidence Proves First Flag Made By Betsy Ross Actually Shirt For Gay Friend

“This resplendently bedecked man, with his pet bald eagle perched on his shoulder, strutted about with unabashed confidence and pride, like America itself. At once, I knew I must make this radiant son of liberty’s shirt into a glorious flag o’er our nation!”

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    “Now we can say with certainty that our nation’s most enduring symbol of freedom, strength, and prosperity is actually...
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    HAH. eat that.
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